Meet My Children

Walter, Age 12 years What?...Are you Stupid?	Scout, Age 9.5 years Don't Hate Me Because I am Beautful!
Great! A pool for swimming.	Chasing Scout with the hose is much more fun!
Can somebody let me out of this place? PLEASE!!	That was a good 5-minutes. Do I get another toy?
What do you think I am eating?!!	Can we come down now? We'll be good!
Why is everyone staring at me? I did not do it!	Will you please take me outside?
Like a light switch, either totally on or totally off!!!	I have had such a hard day, and what have you done for me lately?